Puppy Party Lover Pillows

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dogs

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Dog Calenders.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'