Party Pooch T-Shirts

Think we can sneak out? If I have to sniff one more butt, I'm gonna scream.

The Curb Dog Club

Sloaney Pony.

"No no, I said sit!!"

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Karataoke

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Scottish party

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"