Pet Party Duo T-Shirts

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Sloaney Pony.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Santa does a keg stand.

Scottish party

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"