Pet Parties T-Shirts

Dog Birthdays

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bubbly

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Join me in a Martini?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

Early photobombing

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Beers

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Karataoke

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Santa does a keg stand.