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"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Dogs

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'