Pet Party Planners Prints

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Punt Cake

"I was almost that last year."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Dogs

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel