Pet Celebration Planner Prints

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Margarita

Christmas Pets

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Westminster: The after-party

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'You add the girl after baking.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Florist.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Too cute for comfort.