Dog Party Planner Prints

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I was almost that last year."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Dogs

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."