Pet Celebration Planner Pillows

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Margarita

Christmas Pets

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

Dog Birthdays

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'You add the girl after baking.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

Florist.

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!