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'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Too cute for comfort.

"I was almost that last year."

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Christmas Pets

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Dogs

"How should we divide the teams?"