Pet Party Planner Gifts

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Too cute for comfort.

"I was almost that last year."

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Christmas Pets

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Dogs

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."