Canine Party Planner Gifts

'Why so glum? Didn't anyone bring donuts?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Christmas Pets

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

French Animal Noises.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Too cute for comfort.

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."