Canine Party Planner Gifts

'Why so glum? Didn't anyone bring donuts?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Dogs

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Christmas Pets

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

French Animal Noises.

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Too cute for comfort.

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

"Mice?"