Puppy Parade Planner Gifts

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"They know me here."

Pet peeves.

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

Walking The Dog.

"Humans are strange."

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

Rex talks about his life goals.

Valley trash