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"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Agility God

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"They know me here."

Pet peeves.

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

"Humans are strange."

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

Walking The Dog.

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

Rex talks about his life goals.