Puppy Party Planner Gifts

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Dogs

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

'I wish you'd call when you're going to bring friends home.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

"They know me here."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

Too cute for comfort.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"