Puppy Party Planner Gifts

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

Dogs

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

'I wish you'd call when you're going to bring friends home.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

"They know me here."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

Too cute for comfort.

Child dressed as a daffodil.

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'