Poodle Parade Organizer Gifts

"Jessica Jo's white, Tucker's black, Tag's white, Pepper's red, Peekay is gray, Junie is gray, Jamie's brown – and, by the way, Jessica Jo is gifted."

A man and his dog

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Agility God

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

The Charge of the Kids

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

Riding School Excursion

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

Life not only rained on my parade, it fined me for not having a parade permit.

Pet peeves.

Walking The Dog.

"Humans are strange."

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

'Help!'

Mayor’s Wish

Bird on a walk