Dog Parade Enthusiast Gifts

'Damn showdog people!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Mardi Gras

A man and his dog

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

The Charge of the Kids

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dog Show: Most human look.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Beware of the Cat.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

Riding School Excursion

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'