Dog Parade Gifts

Fun run vs pitbull parade

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Mardi Gras

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A man and his dog

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Agility God

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"That's just not the real me."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.