Dog Parade Fan Gifts

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mardi Gras

A man and his dog

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

No Dogs.

'Damn showdog people!'

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'