Parade Organizer Gifts

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Mardi Gras

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sloth 10K.

The Drummer

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Cheek

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Beefeater

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"I once loved a parade."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

Bayonne Festival

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Gay Pride

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

The Royal Hussars

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

St. Patrick's Day

Gin & Tonic.