Doggie Bachelor Party Planner Gifts

"So which of you bad dogs is getting fixed tomorrow?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I was almost that last year."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Dogs

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Christmas Pets

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Westminster: The after-party

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"