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"So which of you bad dogs is getting fixed tomorrow?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I was almost that last year."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Dogs

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Christmas Pets

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Westminster: The after-party

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."