Bachelor Party T-Shirts

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I pick fights when I get drunk.'

Cook Book for Guys.

The Penguins of Las Vegas

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

My first mistake.

'Last arrests at the bar please...!'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

'Feel like going out clubbing later?'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'I'm just reaching my sexual innuendo peak.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Jail.

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Drunk man in pub with sign reading - 'Now drunk 24 hours'.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Herb would tell his wife he had to work late again - Although the tattoo would be hard to explain.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'He didn't lay a finger on me — just knuckles.'

'Are you flirting with me?'

Diamond Geezer.

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

The Morning After...

Chef De Party.

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."

The Stages of Wine

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Bachelor Cake

Ed's Saloon

"I just followed my moral compass and there she was."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."