Bachelor Party Lover T-Shirts

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Big Bang Theory.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'