Bachelor Party Lover Pillows

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

PIna Colada

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."