Bachelorette Party Goer Pillows

So you're an exotic male dancer. I don't think so. Don't lie. I saw you at my bachelorette party. You go by Senor Stud. The guy must look like me. This panel has been darkened due to its adult nature. Oh really! Hey! You both have rump tattoos! Coincidence.

I could have danced all night!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Chef De Party.

You have had enough