Bachelor Or Bachelorette Party Pillows

"Don't always think the worst, dear. Maybe he's had an accident."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Chef De Party.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Wedding Selfie

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