Bachelor/bachelorette Party Pillows

'Maybe you shouldn't have said, 'The wine's on me.''

'Did you spend the night or did I?'

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Chef De Party.