Bachelor/bachelorette Party Prints

'Maybe you shouldn't have said, 'The wine's on me.''

'Did you spend the night or did I?'

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Dance.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Next Round Indicator

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

Wedding Selfie