Bachelor Party Goer Pillows

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Dance.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'

Down on Bourbon Street...