Bachelor Party Goer Gifts

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Dance.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Chef De Party.

Down on Bourbon Street...

You have had enough

'Here comes our order.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!