Bachelor Life Celebrant Gifts

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Slow and hurl.'

Bachelor Cake

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'This could be a new record!'

Deformed and damaged.

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"