Bachelor Party Enthusiast Pillows

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Balloon tattoos

"Your shout!"

'Here comes our order.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Boozing and Cruising

Down on Bourbon Street...