Bachelor Parties Pillows

"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

Dog Stripper.

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Dance.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Wedding Selfie