Bachelorette Parties Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"