Bachelorette Parties Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Next Round Indicator

Cinéma Vérité

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"