Bachelorette Pillows

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

I could have danced all night!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

'...Please stop the...'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Boozing and Cruising

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Last night of freedom.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'I think it's time we left...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

'Slow and hurl.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

'Stand back.'

Bachelor Cake