Bachelorette Mugs

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

I could have danced all night!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'...Please stop the...'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Boozing and Cruising

Last night of freedom.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Gorgeous Groovers.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'I think it's time we left...'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'I'm coping.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'