Bachelorette Reveler Pillows

You're the olive in my martini

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Jenga!!!

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

I think we're alone now!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

1619: Valentine's Day

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

The Queen's Carriage.

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

No Smoking in the Castle

Valentines

Dionysus

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'I'm confused!'

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

Modern Celebrity Squares.

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

"I'd like to stay up until midnight, but it's past my parents' bedtime."

'I used to play myself, when I was younger.'

'Happy New Year to you, too - Whoever you are!'

Special offer!!! St. Valentines day!

Gay celebration.