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I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

You're the olive in my martini

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Jenga!!!

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Summertime Blues

I think we're alone now!

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

1619: Valentine's Day

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

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"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

No Smoking in the Castle

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

The Queen's Carriage.

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

Darlene, we're both getting married. Let's throw a joint bachelorette party. Why? Plausible deniability. We'll each tell our spouses we want to have a prude pajama party. Then publicly blame each other when instead we get smelly drunk and go to a male strip show. You're a complete pig. Thanks. Wait 'til you hear my honeymoon idea.

Valentines

Dionysus

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'I'm confused!'

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

Modern Celebrity Squares.

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

"I'd like to stay up until midnight, but it's past my parents' bedtime."

'I used to play myself, when I was younger.'

'Happy New Year to you, too - Whoever you are!'

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