Bachelorette Party Survivor Pillows

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dance.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"OK, now what?"

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!