Bachelorette Party Survivor Prints

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"OK, now what?"

Chef De Party.

You have had enough