Bachelorette Enthusiast Prints

Darlene, we're both getting married. Let's throw a joint bachelorette party. Why? Plausible deniability. We'll each tell our spouses we want to have a prude pajama party. Then publicly blame each other when instead we get smelly drunk and go to a male strip show. You're a complete pig. Thanks. Wait 'til you hear my honeymoon idea.

I could have danced all night!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Boozing and Cruising

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Last night of freedom.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Gorgeous Groovers.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

'I think it's time we left...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang.'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

Hen do!

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.