Bachelorette Party Enthusiast Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dance.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Chef De Party.

You have had enough