Bachelorette Party Enthusiast Pillows

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dance.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Chef De Party.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!