Bridal Party Enthusiast Pillows

"I peed in the shower. . . than got attacked by the bride and her friends."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Party Animals.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'I always cry at weddings!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"