Bridal Party Enthusiast Pillows

"I peed in the shower. . . than got attacked by the bride and her friends."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Party Animals.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A man looks up at the earth

Wedding disaster #27.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'