Bridal Party Pillows

Wedding Selfie

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Little Princess.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Big Bang Theory.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Children playing games

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Dance.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Bee costume

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'