Wedding Celebration Pillows

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Just went to CVS

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Royal wedding tickets - Buy one get one free.

Royal wedding: Commemorative mugs

Three women dancing

You're my Mona Lisa.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Mardi Gras

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

A heart shaped cake

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."