Wedding Celebration Gifts

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Just went to CVS

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Royal wedding tickets - Buy one get one free.

Royal wedding: Commemorative mugs

Three women dancing

You're my Mona Lisa.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

A heart shaped cake

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"