Celebratory Event Gifts

Sabrage

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dancing Doctor

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."