Special Celebration Gifts

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dancing Doctor

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"We won!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'