Wedding Party Gifts

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Children's Parties

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Wine Lady

Cow Pinatas

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Cat Nip.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."