Wedding Party Member Gifts

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

His and Hers Wedding

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'They call it the people dance.'

Wedding Selfie

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"Now, to continue our argument before we were interrupted..."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Boy am I in trouble! How was I supposed to know that what I was scratching is called a "Wedding Dress"? She's so mad right now!"

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

Hats and Greetings

"Remember when we used to wonder whether to kiss on the first date?"

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'I give it six months.'

Gay marriages in France.